Received Your "Obama Survival Kit" Yet?

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Received Your "Obama Survival Kit" Yet?

Post  News Hawk on Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:02 am


today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.








It contains a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' yard sign, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' banner, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my butt.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Well, I got mine!

Sad 

Speaking of Spanish, the cleaning crew at the McMansion next door, had conversation totally in Spanish.

Florida has "gifted" you with this—Be Happy!

Very Happy 











Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
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Re: Received Your "Obama Survival Kit" Yet?

Post  WHL on Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:18 am

Good one!
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