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On Becoming an Illegal Alien...

Post  News Hawk on Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:46 am

Dear Senator Wyden,


As a native Oregonian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.



My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.



Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.


Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.


Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car.



If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.



Thank you for your assistance.


Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ),


Dale B Rilyeu
Lebanon, Oregon
http://arizonateaparty.ning.com/profiles/blogs/becoming-illegal-apply-to-your-senator-today


(Oregon's Senator Wyden)

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Post  WHL on Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:28 am

Maybe we can all become illegal aliens.
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Post  News Hawk on Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:15 pm

It could pay.

Meanwhile, in Florida on Tuesday, three Spring Breakers were charged in Marathon with possessing fake driver's licenses, a felony.

Deputy Bradford Colen pulled over 19-year-old Elizabeth Finstrom of Fort Myers at 1:30 p.m. near mile marker 49 and found eight other girls crammed into the white Land Rover.

Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Becky Herrin said that as Finstrom got out of the SUV, Colen saw "multiple open containers of alcohol both in the car and falling out on the ground."
http://tinyurl.com/b9jq5gh

Isn't it interesting that Illinois—home to a _Resident in the White House with a missing birth certificate—is giving drivers licenses to Illegals?

But an American citizen can be jailed for a year for possessing one with a birth-date that is fake?

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Post  WHL on Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:48 pm

Do you think it makes a difference who you are????
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