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Killing Cecil...

Post  News Hawk on Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:11 am

I like to fight lions bare handed.

Just last week, I was out looking for a lion to wrassle. It was in the morning and it was cold. I had on my overcoat.

Suddenly, there he was! King of the Jungle! Opener for lots of movies.

I jumped down from the rover. I took off my overcoat.

Men screamed!

Women fainted!

The lion ran away!

I had forgotten to put on my loin cloth.

—Red Skelton
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