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Where did "Piss Poor"come from? Interesting history.

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in
a pot. And then, once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery... if
you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to
buy a pot... they "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500's

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting
to smell, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the
custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.The man of the house had
the privilege of the nice clean water. Then all the other sons and men, then
the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water
was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw
the baby out with the bath water"!

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high,with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small
animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof.

When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and
fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs".

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a
real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your
nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top
afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence
the saying, "Dirt Poor".The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in
the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep
their footing.

As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the
door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the
entrance-way. Hence: a 'Thresh Hold'.

(Getting quite an education already, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always
hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for
dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the
next day.

Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence
the rhyme: “Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When
visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.

It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon."

They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around
and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.
This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so,
tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status.. Workers got the burnt bottom of the
loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes
knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the
road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.

They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family
would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake
up. Hence the custom; "holding a wake".

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places
to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25
coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized
they had been burying people alive.

So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the
coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have
to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the
bell; thus, someone could be, "saved by the bell"or was "considered a dead ringer ".

And that's the truth.

Now, whoever said history was boring!!!
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck
happened?"

We'll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends.

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