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Post  fshnski Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:50 am

A man hated his wife's cat and wanted get rid of it. He drove 40
blocks away from home and dropped the cat. The cat was already
walking up their driveway as he got back to their house.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 6 miles away but the same
thing happened.

He kept on increasing how far away he took the cat but the cat kept coming back. Finally, he decided to drive the cat 30 miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and left the cat there.

Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Jen,
is the cat there?"

"Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.

"Put that cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions!”

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