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Post  News Hawk Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:22 pm

How the world works lately...

(received via e-mail)

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are

Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS

is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .


Have a nice day!

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Post  WHL Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:34 am

You came up with some good ones this morning, NH!!!!!! Did Gates write that???
How about you are zipping up your pants getting ready for work and hurt your back and it is the company's fault and causes out of work time for two years and ultimately getting through while trying to get permanent worker's comp disability.
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Post  News Hawk Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:02 pm

WHL wrote:"...How about you are zipping up your pants getting ready for work and hurt your back and it is the company's fault..."
A Civil Case lawyer will tell you to always wait to zip-up while on the job!

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Post  WHL Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:27 pm

I want to know who thought up the Common Core????
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