Killing Cecil...
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Killing Cecil...
I like to fight lions bare handed.
Just last week, I was out looking for a lion to wrassle. It was in the morning and it was cold. I had on my overcoat.
Suddenly, there he was! King of the Jungle! Opener for lots of movies.
I jumped down from the rover. I took off my overcoat.
Men screamed!
Women fainted!
The lion ran away!
I had forgotten to put on my loin cloth.
—Red Skelton
Just last week, I was out looking for a lion to wrassle. It was in the morning and it was cold. I had on my overcoat.
Suddenly, there he was! King of the Jungle! Opener for lots of movies.
I jumped down from the rover. I took off my overcoat.
Men screamed!
Women fainted!
The lion ran away!
I had forgotten to put on my loin cloth.
—Red Skelton
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