Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.


Go down

Caddy Empty Caddy

Post  WHL Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:40 pm

Nothing like a Caddy escalade
New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...

I bought a new Caddy Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday

Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck ,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

"Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States!"

Damn I love this truck....


Posts : 6057
Reputation : 11
Join date : 2013-01-14

Back to top Go down

Back to top

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum