So What Happened Last Night?

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what
happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room
and said, Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my
college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out
the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my
jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my
car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the
house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't
forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any
charity you choose."


"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said
that?"


"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she
actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're
going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!'





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