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Schizophrenic? Empty Schizophrenic?

Post  News Hawk Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:57 am

It’s coffee time, until it’s time to drink

I love 50 cent, or as he’s know in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

Whenever a bird poops on my car, I eat scrambled eggs in front of them to show them what I am capable of.

If my calculations are correct, then someone else did them for me.

Trying to be a responsible adult is messing up my social life.

The first 40 years of childhood are the toughest.

My fingers are very trustworthy. I can always count on them.

I feel like the guy who gets pushed into the fruit stand during a chase scene.

Friend: “Why are you late?”

Me: “There was a man who lost a Hundred Dollar Bill”

Friend” “That’s nice. Were you helping him?”

Me: “No. I was standing on it”

It’s only November 1st and I am already seeing Halloween decorations! Jeez

Hey! I might be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house quicker than the police.
What a Face 
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