The Province of Styria Wants to Secede...

Citing the Kosovo, Crimea and pending Transnistria breakaways, the Wahlen Sie Arnie (Elect Arnie) organization of the Austrian province of Styria has announced a coalition with the California Elect Arnie organization to break away from Austria and join the USA as the 51st state. This would qualify Schwarzenegger as a presidential candidate in 2016. Spokesman for the Wahlen Sie Arnie organization admit there will be some legal and Constitutional problems, but stated "we will prevail and he will be elected in 2016."

If Obama can fake it, so can Arnie!




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