Don't Mess With Senior Citizens.
A lady has decided for giving herself a special treat on her Seventieth birthday by staying overnight in a very expensive & magnificent hotel. Next morning, The Desk clerk handed her a bill of $250. She insisted to know about the highly charged bill. "I accept it's a good hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just staying for one night - I didn't even have breakfast!" The Desk clerk told her that Two-Hundred-and-Fifty Dollars is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on Communicating to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, informed by the desk clerk, declared : "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and Specialized huge conference center designed and built almost exclusively to host conferences which are available for use." But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."
He explained "We have the best performers (comedians, singers & dancers) from all over the world performing in this Hotel 24/7 Hrs." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She supplicated. "Well, we have them, and you could have." was the response,.
No matter what facilities and services the Manager mentioned, she responded, "But I didn't utilize it!" and the Manager contradicted with his standard response.
After several minutes debate, and with the Manager still unruffled, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager looked at her in astonishment when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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